The Unsung Heroes of Star Wars

3. Captain Obvious (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)

What was this rebel pilot´s contribution to the Death Star assault? "The guns. They´ve stopped." Well, thank you! Got anything else to add? Maybe, "The TIE fighters are shooting at us," or "My flight suit smells like corn chips," or "Hey, I think my ship is about to get blown up…" If you had kept your mouth shut, maybe you´d have been around for The Empire Strikes Back.

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